Do you think that there is always room in your life for thinking bigger, pushing limits and imagining the impossible? I can count from zero to infinity in 20 minutes. I am enjoying urban hand-gliding in my spare time and I have won spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have convinced some gullible people that black paint makes for an excellent stain remover and I
have written a thesaurus that included one syllable words. I am sleeping in a giant chair and I discovered pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby despite my lean figure. I have spoken with Elvis. I
believe that I need to worry about two and only two things in my life: That things will never get back to normal, and that they already might have.

All my bills are paid. I draw, hug, duck, read, frolic, and I weave - Not necessarily in that order with cherry on top. I think with sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine (not a good idea). And, yes, I love my mother, do my own laundry and am wearing nice, clean shoes as I'm typing this. I believe a
healthy relationship is two emotionally complete people who CHOOSE to be together because they enjoy each others' company, none of that "I need you; I'm so empty without you" stuff that's really just addiction masquerading as love.

I know I'm not for most of you and vice-versa, so if I stop responding at some point it's probably for the best. If you don't take yourself too seriously and are dorky rather than bitchy, an individual rather than special, happy rather than content, social rather than introspective, then I would like to learn more about you.

Do you know why we are right for each other?



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If you are ambitious and like sports and music, you will be a perfect fit to me.